I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.
Who the fuck asked those cuntheads’ opinion
I was babysitting at 13
It’s legal to babysit at 13 but you can’t stay home alone at 13. So essentially you can hire a 13 year old to watch your 13 year old.
this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life
congratulations to anna kendrick for emerging from the twilight enterprise undefeated
My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?
oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel
out of nowhere you’re struck with how beautiful your crush is, it feels like you’ve been hit by a bus and you sit there unable to articulate and ugh
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
I’m thinking you have a daughter you love, well, I do too.
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character
except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin
and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was
I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath
and be like
“I AM THAT CHARACTER”