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Reblog this if you ever stayed home alone when you were 13

obsessed53:

archangel-bonding:

triggeryouroffences:

I need to prove a point to some social workers who are saying I’m too young to stay at home by myself when my mom goes to work in the evening.

Who the fuck asked those cuntheads’ opinion

I was babysitting at 13

It’s legal to babysit at 13 but you can’t stay home alone at 13. So essentially you can hire a 13 year old to watch your 13 year old.

davidtennantandbeatlesporn:

snazzy-lemon:

this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life

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(Source: princelypaws, via theatresm)

congratulations to anna kendrick for emerging from the twilight enterprise undefeated

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#it appears everyone who was in twilight hates twilight

(Source: bidenjoe, via mymissingh)

lord-of-the-assbutts:

meandablog:

My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?

oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel 

(via mymissingh)

spinkinks:

out of nowhere you’re struck with how beautiful your crush is, it feels like you’ve been hit by a bus and you sit there unable to articulate and ugh

(via mymissingh)

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

(via mymissingh)

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust, via annuhliese)

I’m thinking you have a daughter you love, well, I do too.

(Source: clockworkstorybrooke, via annuhliese)

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

(via tyleroakley)

the-vashta-nerada:

Tragically beautiful

booksandwildthings:

riceballhika:

if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character

except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin

and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was

I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath

and be like

“I AM THAT CHARACTER”

(via little-red-stiles-hood)

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